I know. This is a text post? What's wrong with Kate? She's typing something personal. This is a plea for all friendly Maine people to take pity on a youngish woman with a few health problems, two kids and a desperate need to feel Maine for two weeks in July. Please let me know if you have a pop-up trailer, or camper that we could borrow so I can get some much needed rest in Naples in my mother's yard. Or perhaps you have a two bedroom house on the water there... I'm not picky. By the way, I sing for cash. It's a useful skill. And I am available through "rent a relative" for all your party and reunion needs. I play many different cousins, sisters, aunts, friends from all parts of the US and also Great Britain. I can also play a Russian girl who speaks no English and is too shy to speak Russian at parties. Mail Order brides, extra charge , no overnighters. If any of these services are tempting to you, please reply.
Bonsoir!
2 comments:
Hey, saw your ad today... I'd like a sister for a couple summer events in July... in payment I have a Cinderella tent you could use... it has no bottom, and the door only velcros shut, but it'll hole 3 nicely. Oh, and it doesn't stake down, so it blows over a lot. Hmmm, maybe for one event?
Responding to your ad, I would like a daughter for a summer visitor....I'd like someone who is interesting, can play and sing and particularly one to sit in my lap like old times. I have a double bed mattress to offer. '-)
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