"Well, maybe you're right. I don't like being wrong one bit. But, maybe this once I might be a little wrong." — Lady Elaine Fairchilde, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
"Speaking of not appealing, neither is rosacea. Which brings me to Lady Elaine Fairchild of Mister Rogers' fame, who always reminded me of my Aunt Midge. Though a proposed "Fairchild", Elaine has what I believe to be rosacea, the dubious skin disorder which swells and reddens the nose and cheeks, most likely due to heavy alcoholism. This skin disease is very prominent in the German community, so I am forced to presume she was German. Not to mention the fact she wore a turtleneck every day and lived in a "museum-go-round" - an analogy for the sterile, cold, and lonely life a German woman must endure. Life as a piece of "art work", as a spectacle, has driven many a star to drinking which is why I have sympathy for Ms. Fairchild, where I had none or Lester. When Elaine wasn't twirling about the museum-go-round she was busy giving advice to the idiot citizens of Makebelieve which would have certainly brought the bottle to my lips! So for Lady Elaine Fairchild's humanitarian and philanthropic efforts, I believe she should receive grand kudos from the puppet, and the human community alike!" --blairmag
2 comments:
to quote a famous guy,
'that is bleepin hilarious!'
The gentleman who runs the shop where I bought my beer making stuff appears to have this affliction, nonetheless he is a very interesting, well spoken and gracious individual. ::hic::
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